<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Inkwell</title><description>A blog about writing, creativity, and the occasional bit of nonsense.</description><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/</link><language>en-gb</language><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 6th April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-6th-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-6th-april-2026/</guid><description>Easter Monday, Bob and Joe are in the caff, with Joe not feeling great....</description><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:55:51 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 5th April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-5th-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-5th-april-2026/</guid><description>Easter Sunday, so the caff is not open, so the fellas resort to a phone call...</description><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 4th April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-4th-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-4th-april-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the latest news from the world of football...</description><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 3rd April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-3rd-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-3rd-april-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss why the correct word is &apos;batch&apos; not &apos;cob&apos; or &apos;roll&apos;...</description><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 2nd April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-2nd-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-2nd-april-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the Artemis II launch, well Joe does, Bob&apos;s not so keen...</description><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 1st April 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-1st-april-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-1st-april-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe debate whether they should help Penny out since the caff is busy...</description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>April2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 31st  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-31st-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-31st-march-2026/</guid><description>Joe and Bob discuss the doctors&apos; strike and the energy crisis...</description><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 30th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-30th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-30th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe have a new table. Which might be a good thing. They discuss the weather and Popeye...</description><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 29th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-29th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-29th-march-2026/</guid><description>The cafe doesn&apos;t open on Sundays, so Joe called Bob on his new iPhone...</description><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 28th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-28th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-28th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss mowing the lawn and are joined by Brenda, the lady who works at the cafe...</description><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 27th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-27th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-27th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the weather, politics, Coventry Market and screen time for little &apos;uns...</description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 26th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-26th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-26th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss world news, sport and Coventry news...</description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 23rd  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-23rd-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-23rd-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discussing Chuck Norris, whether the milk is off and flashes in the pan...</description><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 20th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-20th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-20th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss President Trump and the Japanese PM and choose a different sandwich...</description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 19th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-19th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-19th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the weather, fly-tipping and choose cold drinks because it&apos;s warm</description><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 17th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-17th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-17th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss St Patricks Day, The Meningitis outbreak and talking posh</description><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 18:39:01 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 16th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-16th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-16th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the Six Nations, politics, and trips to Blackpool</description><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 14th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-14th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-14th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe plan a way to beat the queue and discuss Bob&apos;s piles...</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 13th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-13th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-13th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the weather and different ways of describing when it&apos;s raining...&quot;</description><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 12th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-12th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-12th-march-2026/</guid><description>Joe and Bob discuss weddings, Cyprus, army service and flatulence...</description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 10th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-10th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-10th-march-2026/</guid><description>Joe and Bob discuss the Iran war, hospital appointments and the Sky Blues</description><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2026 18:54:39 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 8th  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-8th-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-8th-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the Six nations, politics and whether or not to have a cake</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 3rd  March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-3rd-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-3rd-march-2026/</guid><description>Joe and bob discuss the proper way to make coffee, vegan cakes and TV licences</description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2026 18:27:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 2nd March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-2nd-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-2nd-march-2026/</guid><description>Bob and Joe discuss the football, the weather, parking and the price of a brew</description><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 18:26:10 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item><item><title>The Greasy Spoon - 1st March 2026</title><link>https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-1st-march-2026/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://thegreasyspoon.uk/blog/the-greasy-spoon-1st-march-2026/</guid><description>Meet Bob and Joe. Two grumpy old men from Coventry, putting the world to rights...</description><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 18:15:40 GMT</pubDate><category>March2026</category></item></channel></rss>